Wooing His Accidental Wife (Unexpected Lovers Book 5) Page 9

  Emory rolls her eyes at us. “I don’t know why you two are so anti-baby.” She turns her son Darcy, on her lap to face us. “Look at this little chunk of love. How could you not want one of these?”

  “I have a list, wanna hear it?” Lennon fires back. “Number one: Poop. Number two: Puke. Number three: Pacifiers. Number four—”

  “What’s wrong with pacifiers?” Kins asks, popping one in Aria’s little mouth as she rocks her in her arms.

  “How many times have I had to try find that damn pacifier when Ari’s cracking it and won’t go to sleep without it? Or she spits it out in the sand at the kiddie park and I’ve gotta go find somewhere to wash it, or—”

  Kins holds up a hand. “Okay, okay, I get it. Point made.”

  Lennon gives a satisfied nod. “Thank you.”

  “What about you, Adley? What’s your baby phobia about?” Tia asks. “We’ve never really discussed babies.”

  I shrug. “It’s not a phobia per se. More like a legitimate concern. Aside from the things Len already mentioned, there’s the lack of sleep. That’s a big one right there. You know how I feel about my sleep.” I shudder at the thought of unending sleepless nights. Hell to the no. “And if you drop it, you’ll break it. That’s way too much pressure for me,” I tell her, taking a sip of my drink.

  Tia nods, then says, “So, is now the time to tell you you’ll be an aunty in four months?”

  Again, I choke on my cocktail. And everyone bursts out laughing as I try to regain my bearings.

  A large, firm hand smacks my back as I gasp for breath. I twist my head to the side, meeting Dax’s amused gaze.

  I frown and sputter, “Wh-what are y-you doing here?”

  “We decided to crash your girly time,” he says, then drops a kiss to my temple.

  I arch a brow, “We?” Dax steps to the side revealing his posse’. Atticus, Sebastian, Archer, Bates, Sam, and Arlo are all making their way toward our group.

  When I bring my gaze back to Dax, he’s watching me in that way he does that makes my heart beat faster and my pulse thunder in my ears. Then he cups my cheeks, tilts my face up and kisses me senseless.

  Thank you so much for spending your valuable time with my words. If you enjoyed this story, please leave a review by flicking to the last page of this book.

  If you want more from the Unexpected Lovers world, and haven’t read The Starfish Method yet, I strongly suggest you do. It’s Sam and Hannah’s hilarious love story.

  Otherwise, you will definitely enjoy Pink Bits, an Australian based laugh out loud series consisting of three stories about three filterless friends and their journey to love.

  AWKWARD GIRLS SERIES

  (Bestselling RomComs)

  Pink Bits (awkward girl)

  Llama Drama (Llama Farmer RomCom)

  Fertile Myrtle (second chance/single mom)

  UNEXPECTED LOVERS SERIES

  Interconnecting Romantic Comedy Series

  The Starfish Method (billionaire)

  The Covert Cam Girl (single dad/enemies to lovers)

  The Unexpected Manny (fake relationship/ surprise pregnancy)

  The Ballbuster’s Dilemma (brothers best friend/sports star)

  Falling For His Fake Fiancé (marriage of convenience)

  Wooing His Accidental Wife (oops vegas wedding)

  STANDALONES

  What If It’s Right? (Not your average cougar romance)

  VIPERS DEN NOVELLA SERIES

  (Comedic Romance)

  Piper & Kade

  Pixie & Jake

  Tay & Nate

  ATTRACTION SERIES

  (Romantic Suspense Completed Series)

  Undeniable Attraction

  Pure Attraction

  Fierce Attraction

  Morgan Sisters Duo (Prequel)

  ALPHA ONE PROTECTION SERIES

  (Romantic Suspense-Sexy Bodyguards)

  Worth The Risk

  Worth The Wait

  JB Heller is an average Aussie housewife and Mumma in her early 30's with a wicked sexy imagination. She lives on a mini farm with her family and a few cows, sheep, a parrot, cats, fish, dogs, and a butt load of chickens. It's JB's dream to one day add a llama to the mix and an alpaca or two.

  She writes across several romance subgenre’s including romantic comedy, romantic suspense and contemporary. All include a healthy splash of heat, intrigue and wit. You'll love her sinfully sexy alpha hero's and their feisty counterparts.

  Monday to Friday you can find JB glued to her laptop weaving words or trolling Pinterest for her next potential muse. Come the weekend, it's family time. (And of course lots of reading and Netflix binges.)

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